❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED, EVENTUALLY ANSWERED
you have questions.
Is this really a game?
Yes — and free forever. Each round takes about 90 seconds. Browser-based. No download, no account. Built by a capybara on a deadline.
Is the cat house actually real?
Genuinely real. Soft fluffy capybara-shaped cave. Cushion head. Permanent-shape belly. Shipped from Colchester (the army-barracks town). Your cat will move in within 24 hours and refuse all subsequent invitations to leave.
How do I apply my cat?
Email info@whiskerysour.co.uk with their name, one photo, and one sentence of personality. Six visiting royals per month.
Will the belly flatten?
No. That's the entire point. Permanent shape. We've watched five-year-old cats still treat theirs like new. It's our strongest selling point and the reason most customers buy a second one.
A second one?
Yes. A surprising number of customers buy a second cave. Their first cat moves in immediately and refuses to share. We have learned to expect this.
Do I only get 10% off if I score 500?
Yes. The code is revealed in-game when you hit 500 points. No score, no code — capybara rules.
Will my cat actually parachute?
No. We strongly advise against this. The royals in the game are stunt cats. Highly trained. Insured.
What's a "carrier corgi"?
A small messenger dog with strong opinions. Notifies you by DM if your royal is selected. Very official.
