THE BELLYnever flattens.
tap to begin the bouncing.
how to keep a royal airborne.
Drag, mouse, or arrow keys. The belly goes where you go.
Every bounce scores. Combos climb. The belly never tires.
Gold queen = big bonus. Dame Pemberton = slow-mo sorcery.
A queen on the pavement is a life lost and a letter written.
meet the royals.
The official record of every cat inducted into the Whiskery Sour® Royal Bounce Division. Updated monthly. By capybara decree.
Follow the queens: @miniwag · @felinologycatshows · @hairlesswhiskersjp
Each month, six visiting royals join the Bounce Division. Comment on our latest Instagram, Facebook or TikTok post with your cat's name, one photo, and one sentence of personality. Selected royals are notified by carrier corgi.
📸 Apply on Instagram → 👥 …or Facebook 📱 …or TikToktwo games. one capybara. zero gratitude.
yes, it's a real cat house.
The belly never flattens. You just spent 90 seconds proving it. Year one looks like year five. This is the bit that matters.
Fluffy. Soft. Huggable. Cats make biscuits on top and don't stop. We have video evidence. JJ's particularly enthusiastic.
Cats crawl in. Cats refuse to come out. Some customers bought a second one because the first cat wouldn't share. We are not joking.
10% off the Capybara Cave.
A discount, by capybara decree. Bounce your way to 500 points and the code appears in-game.
you have questions.
Is this really a game?
Yes — and free forever. Rounds last about 90 seconds. Browser-based, no download, no account. Built by a capybara with a structural engineering hobby.
Does the belly really never flatten?
Correct. In the game, it's physics. In real life, it's the entire point of the product — five-year-old caves still look like day one. You may now consider this scientifically demonstrated.
What happened to the first game?
Keep Calm & Capy On lives happily at its own page — the queens simply requested a trampoline for the sequel. Royals are like that. Play both; the capybara counts neither.
How do I apply my cat?
Comment on our latest Instagram or TikTok post with their name, one photo, and one sentence of personality. Six visiting royals join every month, notified by carrier corgi.
Do I only get 10% off if I score 500?
Yes. The code appears in-game at 500 points. No score, no code — capybara rules. The belly is generous; the capybara is firm.
Will my cat actually bounce?
On the real cave? Gently, probably, before falling asleep in it. The royals in the game are stunt cats. Highly trained. Insured. Enthusiastic.
why a capybara built a sequel.
Whiskery Sour® is one woman and one capybara in Colchester — Roman capital, garrison town, home to more roundabouts than any one place deserves. The first game proved the queens could fall. This one proves the belly can take it. Every purchase pays for one nap. (Mostly the capybara's.)
— Whiskery Sour®, by royal decree
🇬🇧 WHISKERY SOUR® · BY CAPYBARA DECREE · MADE WITH TEA