Pawprints & Stories
Why Does My Cat Sit on My Keyboard? (An Occupational Hazard Assessment)
Warm, elevated, and directly between you and your deadline: the keyboard occupation explained, plus the...
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Why Does My Cat Scratch Everything? A Love Letter to the Clawed Artist
Your cat isn't ruining the sofa — they're leaving signatures. Why cats scratch, why they...
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Why Does My Cat Lick Me Then Bite Me? (A Diplomatic Incident)
Affection with a footnote: the lick-then-bite decoded — love bites, overstimulation, and the warning signs...
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Do Cats Actually Love Their Owners? (The Evidence, Reviewed)
The evidence is in, and it's embarrassing for the sceptics: cats form real attachments to...
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Why Does My Cat Stare at Me? (Surveillance: A Love Story)
You are being watched by a professional. What the stare means — affection, appetite, research...
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Why Do Cats Sit in Boxes When the Expensive Bed Sits Empty? (A Market Analysis)
The box costs nothing and outperforms the £40 bed. A market analysis of feline real...
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Why Does My Cat Knead Me? (The Baker in Residence, Explained)
Making biscuits: a kittenhood comfort behaviour that survived into adulthood because it never stopped working....
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Do Cats Like Music? (Findings From Our Recording Studio)
Yes — but not your music. What research says about cat-specific composition, purr-tempo rhythms, and...
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How to Keep an Indoor Cat Happy in a Small UK Flat (A Feasibility Study)
A cat doesn't need square footage — it needs altitude, employment and a window seat....
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Why Does My Cat Get the Zoomies at 3am? (An Incident Report)
The 3am hallway derby, explained: your cat is crepuscular, under-exercised, and rehearsing a hunt. Here's...
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Do Cats Get Cold in Winter? (A Report From the Radiator)
Yes, cats feel the cold — they're just too dignified to mention it. Winter warmth...
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Why Does My Cat Attack the Christmas Tree? (A Security Briefing)
You installed a climbable tower covered in dangling prey and lit it enticingly. The annual...
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