You’ve Been Chosen (By a Pet)
That’s right.
This isn’t just a mat, a treat, or a curious little box of wonders.
It’s a gift.
And not just any gift — it’s been selected with great precision, deep thought, and possibly a mild case of biscuit breath.
You’ve been sniffed.
You’ve been assessed.
You’ve been approved.
And now… you’ve been chosen.
This gift may be soft. It may be silly.
But it comes with a very serious message:
You are someone special.
Loved by paws.
Trusted by whiskers.
And thoroughly deserving of this note (and perhaps a nap).
Thank you for being the kind of human a pet would pick.
Yours with tail wags, nap hair, and nose boops,
[PET NAME]
🐾 Senior Director of Gift Approvals
