Sorry About the Plant. I Panicked.
It was leafy.
It moved.
I thought I heard it whisper something threatening in Latin.
So I neutralised the situation.
Yes, I leapt from the shelf.
Yes, I did a triple spin mid-air.
Yes, I used the curtain for balance (it will recover).
And yes... I did land directly in the pot.
I believe I may have overreacted.
The plant is now sideways.
The soil is… everywhere.
You looked at me in a way I shall never forget.
So, I would like to formally apologise.
Please accept this letter as a sincere expression of remorse.
And also as a subtle suggestion to maybe not keep plants where they can whisper.
Yours with mud on my whiskers and absolutely no regrets,
[PET NAME]
🐾 Unlicensed Interior Decorator
