🎨 Portrait of a Purr – The Tuna Earring Scratching Mat

Fine art. Feline attitude.

Some cats chase lasers.
Some chase moths.
And some quietly judge you from across the room while wearing seafood jewellery.

Meet Portrait of a Purr. A classy kitty inspired by the legendary Girl with a Pearl Earring, reimagined with a dangling tuna because… priorities.

🐾 Why This Mat Belongs in a Gallery

✨ Natural Sisal Surface
Strong, textured, and irresistibly scratchable for refined claws with dramatic opinions.

✨ Anti-Slip Backing
Keeps the masterpiece in place during surprise zoomies.

✨ Self-Adhesive Hook & Loop Strips Included
Mount on wall, floor, or furniture — the hook & loop backing holds firm and stays put.
(Test on a hidden patch first — not suitable for delicate wallpaper or soft paint.)

✨ Bound Edges
Reinforced stitching helps reduce fraying and keeps things museum-presentable.

✨ Pet-Safe Inks
Durable, cat-friendly printing — safe for paws and late-night critiques.

🖼️ The Masterpiece

Featuring a regal feline gazing softly over her shoulder, complete with her iconic tuna earring, this mat blends fine art parody with serious scratch satisfaction.

Elegant. Absurd. Deeply scratchable.

Because art isn’t just for walls.
It claws back.

🌿 A Whiskery Sour Original

Designed by me in Essex, UK and ethically produced with the help of a trusted overseas partner.

Every whisker, shadow, and seafood accessory is exclusive to Whiskery Sour®.
Thank you for supporting small creative studios with big museum dreams. 🤎

📏 Specs

• Size: 60 × 40 cm
• Material: Natural sisal surface, felt base
• Backing: Anti-slip + self-adhesive hook & loop strips
• Reinforced stitched edges

Lightweight. Easy to move.
Refined enough to leave on display.

🧼 Care

• Vacuum regularly
• Spot-wipe
• Air dry only
• Avoid soaking
• Keep away from heaters or direct sunlight

If edges curl after unboxing, reverse-roll briefly and allow 24 hours to settle.

Inspect regularly and replace if heavily worn.

🎶 Comes With a Soundtrack

Pair this gallery piece with its matching Whiskery Sour lo-fi anthem: The Cat with a Tuna Earring

🎵 Listen on Spotify. Because every masterpiece deserves background music.

🎁 Perfect For

• Cats with refined taste
• Humans who love art parody
• Living rooms that enjoy absurd elegance
• Anyone who thinks seafood counts as jewellery

A scratching mat with cultural opinions.
A cat who absolutely knows she’s iconic.

🎨🐾