Filed from the kitchen floor, where the entire staff now lies flat as spilled milk, awaiting developments.
The short answer: keep your cat cool in a heatwave by providing shade, several bowls of fresh water, cool hard floors to sprawl on, and quiet, well-ventilated rooms. Brush them daily, save play for early morning and late evening, and never let them get shut in a conservatory, greenhouse, shed or car. Cats hide discomfort well — a cat who is panting, drooling or unsteady is having an emergency, and you should ring your vet at once.
Why heat bothers cats more than they admit
The domestic cat is descended from desert ancestors, a fact cats mention constantly. What they mention less is that their cooling equipment is modest: they sweat only through their paw pads and nose, and they can't do what dogs do and pant their way through a warm afternoon — in a cat, panting is not a strategy, it's an alarm.
What cats actually do in heat is behavioural. They seek shade. They stretch out long and flat to expose more of themselves to cool surfaces — which is why the Artist in Residence has cancelled all afternoon engagements and is currently impersonating a draught excluder on the bathroom tiles. They groom more, because saliva evaporating off fur carries heat away with it. And they do less, on the grounds that doing less is nearly always the answer anyway.
Your job is not to invent a cooling system. It's to make their own system easy to run.
The official cooling programme
Water, everywhere
Cats are famously unenthusiastic drinkers, and heat does not automatically fix this. Put out several bowls in different rooms, away from food and litter, and refresh them often — many cats prefer water that hasn't been sitting in the sun going quietly tepid. A wide, shallow bowl keeps whiskers off the rim, which some cats regard as non-negotiable. An ice cube in the bowl is acceptable to some cats and an outrage to others; you will be informed which.
Shade, curtains and moving air
Close the curtains or blinds on sun-facing windows during the hottest hours — a dim room in July is a gift, not a gloom. A fan helps most by keeping air moving through the room rather than being aimed at the cat, who did not ask for a wind tunnel. If you open windows, make sure they're secured or screened; an open upper-floor window is a genuine danger to a curious cat, heatwave or not.
Cool surfaces, freely chosen
Tiles, floorboards, the bathtub, the shaded hallway: your cat has already surveyed the property and ranked every surface by temperature. Leave those places accessible and let them choose. A cotton sheet over their usual bed helps; so does simply leaving doors open so the cool rooms are on the itinerary.
Grooming assistance
A daily brush lifts out the loose undercoat so air can reach the skin — think of it as helping them take off a jumper they can't unbutton. A barely-damp cloth smoothed along the fur can help too; it mimics the evaporative cooling they do themselves, and most cats tolerate it with the weary patience of someone being helped by a well-meaning junior colleague.
Rescheduling the zoomies
Play is not cancelled; it is moved. Early morning and late evening are the sensible slots for the wand toy. Midday sprints in a hot flat help nobody, however strongly the Head of Corridor Patrol lobbies for them.
What NOT to do (a memo from Health & Safety)
- Don't shave your cat on your own initiative. The coat insulates against heat as well as cold; if you think a trim would help a very thick-coated cat, ask a groomer or your vet first.
- Don't dunk a hot cat in cold water. The shock helps nothing. Cool the room, dampen the fur, ring the vet if you're worried.
- Never let a cat get shut in a conservatory, greenhouse, car or shed. These heat up fast, and cats nap in exactly these places. Count noses before you close doors and leave the house.
- Don't assume silence means comfort. Cats understate everything except hunger. Check on the flat, floppy sleeper — flat and relaxed is normal; flat and unresponsive is not.
- Don't forget the sunbathers. Cats with white or pale ears and noses can sunburn. Ask your vet about pet-safe sun cream rather than borrowing yours.
Questions from the front desk
How do I know if my cat has heatstroke?
Panting, drooling, bright red gums, lethargy, wobbliness or vomiting are emergency signs in a cat. Move them somewhere cool, offer water, dampen their fur with tepid water, and ring your vet immediately — do not wait to see if it passes.
Do fans actually help cats?
Less than they help humans — cats barely sweat, so moving air has little to evaporate — but a fan still keeps a room's air circulating and stops heat pooling, which matters. Aim it through the space, not at the cat.
Why does my cat still lie in the sun during a heatwave?
Cats are sun opportunists and trust their own judgement completely. It's generally fine as long as shade, water and cool floors are available the moment they want them — but keep an eye on pale-eared cats, and on anyone who seems too flat to relocate themselves.
Should I put ice cubes in my cat's water?
You can — many cats are fine with it, and some enjoy patting the cube about like a small municipal ice rink. If yours regards the clinking with suspicion, cool (not iced) refreshed water does the same job.
A word from the gift shop: cardboard, it turns out, is breathable architecture. The Eco Neko-ya cat house is a shaded little izakaya with airflow — considerably cooler, in both senses, than the airing cupboard your cat had shortlisted. The rest of the houses and dens are available should the committee require options.
They will not tell you when they're too warm. So refill the bowl before it empties, and pull the curtain before the sun gets there — that quiet, unthanked half of loving something that purrs.
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