Japanese Cat House with Scratch Pad

Japanese Cat House with Scratch Pad

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居 酒 屋 · NEKO-YA

Your cat has opened a tiny sushi bar.

The customers are imaginary. The judgement is real.

Open the restaurant£25.99

Free UK shipping · Indoor cats · Bell included 🔔

Includes: one cardboard izakaya, one indigo noren curtain, six paper-lantern menus, one brass-look bell on a cotton rope, one tiny maneki-neko on the counter, and one cat prepared to ignore your labour entirely.

No glue No tools Folds flat 5-min build Indoor cats Bell included Wraps as a gift

Your cat is going to look ridiculously serious in here.
Yes, even Mabel.

starring Indi · today's branch manager

The bar, up close.

no cardboard cut corners

The Neko-ya signboard with red 居酒屋 kanji on an indigo banner with sakura blossoms

the sign.
居酒屋.

Indigo noren curtain with cloud pattern and a red 居 character

the doorway curtain.
lifts on a breeze.

Six paper lanterns each with a kanji menu item printed on cream paper

six lanterns.
six small jobs.

Maneki-neko lucky cat ornament beside sake bottle props on the wooden counter

the lucky cat.
stands on the counter.
watches.

Navy cardboard roof with white tile pattern and the bell's cotton rope tucked under the eaves

the roof.
tile by tile.

Inside view showing the corrugated cardboard scratch-pad floor and shoji-screen wallpaper

the scratch-pad floor.
your cat has waited
for this.

Eight printed details. One brass-look bell. One real cotton rope. One small wooden cat to keep watch.

Why people fall for it in 14 seconds.

a tiny field guide

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Tiny restaurant energy.

Cats already behave like grumpy little proprietors. This formalises the arrangement. Now they have a counter, a curtain, and plausible deniability.

🔔
The bell is absurdly funny.

People buy this for the curtain. They fall in love with the bell. It rings when the wind moves. It rings when a tail moves. It rings, very often, for no reason at all.

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Weirdly beautiful in a room.

Looks like a miniature film set hiding in the corner of your home. Indigo, vermilion, a hint of cedar wood. Frankly, more interesting than most furniture.

a small note from the founder

A while ago I took a trip through Japan (Osaka, Tokyo, Kyoto), and somewhere off a side-street in Tokyo I found a tiny ramen shop. Six stools, no menu, the chef behind the counter never once looked up. He just worked. The room was silent except for the kettle. I have, frankly, never felt more held.

I came home and thought: somewhere, the garden cats who visit my doorstep every day are doing this for free, every evening, with a tinned tuna and a serious face.

When I came across this little cardboard bar, with all the right details (the noren, the lanterns, the wave on the wall, the brass bell on a cotton rope), I knew it had to come home with me, and home with you.

It arrives flat-packed in a small square box, by the way. Which, entirely by happy accident, wraps up beautifully as a gift.

I gave it a chef. His name is Goro-san. The rest is up to your cat (or your friend's cat, or the small loaf-shaped customer who keeps appearing on your doorstep).

Jen x
Open the restaurant£25.99

Goro-san works slowly. Small batches only.

In your living room, by Tuesday.

first customer of the evening

Tonight's diner. Did not order. Stayed three hours. Left without paying. Goro-san was pleased.

(Look around. The Tuna-Earring Cat mat over in the right corner, the acrylic playpen guarding the back. The Whiskery Sour universe is, frankly, getting a little tangled, and we love it.)

居 酒 屋

Meet Goro-san.

There is, somewhere, a sushi bar with one stool and no menu. The chef is an orange tabby named Goro-san.

He has never successfully made sushi. He remains spiritually committed to the profession. He sharpens nothing. He serves nothing. He simply sits behind the curtain looking extremely experienced.

Customers leave strangely moved. We brought his restaurant home for cats in the United Kingdom.

Hire the chef →

Today's menu.

chalked on the board behind his left ear

~ Specials ~
subject to the chef's mood, the wind, the bell
Nigiri of Quiet Sun
one warm cat, garnished with a sunbeam
Maki of Long Afternoon
rolled, restful, served with a slow blink
Sashimi of Considered Stare
no fish. just the stare. customer leaves changed.
Ten-Minute Nap, Lightly Salted
the chef's signature · garnish varies
A Single Piece of Rice
avant-garde · reviewed favourably by another cat
Bell. Just Bell.
he rings it. you smile. that's the dish.

The guestbook.

real cats, real reviews

"Sat inside for forty-seven minutes facing the wall. We are all very proud of him." Miso, age 3, repeat customer

"Entered unemployed. Left emotionally unavailable." Tofu, three weeks at the counter

"Refuses to come out for dinner. We respect his commitment." Mochi, head of nothing

We'll add your cat's testimony quietly, in pencil, as the orders come in.

~ the logbook is kept beside the rice cooker ~

Quietly answered.

a small FAQ for the careful customer

Very easy. Thirteen flat-pack panels that slot together with pre-cut tabs. No glue, no tools, no grown-up swearing. Most adults assemble it in about five minutes. The cotton rope threads through the side holes with the included zip ties, and the brass-look bell hangs from a small hole under the roof. If you can fold a takeaway box, you can build Neko-ya.

Yes. Recyclable cardboard, non-toxic printed artwork, no glue, no plastic frame, fully biodegradable at end of life. Indoor use only. Keep it away from moisture and rough play to extend its life. (Goro-san is, frankly, allergic to humidity.)

Designed for small to medium indoor cats. Up to about 5kg / 11lb sit comfortably inside on the scratch-pad floor with room to turn around. Larger or long-haired breeds can still use it as a half-shelter or lookout post, but may not fully loaf inside.

Thirteen pieces in total: the printed cardboard cat house (noren signboard, six paper-lantern menu cards, a wave-and-Mt-Fuji side panel, a wood-grain frame), an indigo fabric noren door curtain, a real cotton rope, a brass-look hanging bell, two zip ties, a built-in cardboard scratch-pad floor, and a small maneki-neko lucky-cat ornament for the counter.

Yes. The bar disassembles back into flat panels that tuck behind a sofa or in a cupboard. Most owners leave it set up because cats use it daily, but it folds away easily when guests visit or seasons change.

We ship from the UK with free standard delivery. Orders are typically posted within 1 to 2 working days, then Royal Mail Tracked delivery takes a further 2 to 3 working days to most UK doorsteps. See our shipping page for the most up-to-date estimates.

Whiskery Sour®, a UK independent pet-product brand founded by Jen, selects the bar for its printed details (noren, lanterns, wave panel, brass bell), gives it a brand story (Goro-san the orange-tabby itamae), and ships it to UK living rooms.

Unopened items can be returned within 30 days. If something arrives damaged, email us at info@whiskerysour.co.uk and we'll sort it out quickly. Full details on our returns policy page.

Some cats need a bed.
Some cats need a profession.
Some cats need a small place to belong.

Open the restaurant£25.99

£25.99 · Free UK Shipping · Indoor use only · Cardboard and fabric · 13-piece flat-pack
✓ UK Small Business · ✓ Story by Whiskery Sour · ✓ Cat-tested by Indi & Isla
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Goro-san works slowly. Small batches only. 🏮

Every house carries a quiet promise:
a small, beautiful place in your home
that belongs entirely to your cat.

Whiskery Sour® · a UK small business

Catalogue No. NEKOYA-13PC-IZAKAYA · May 2026